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Here are some great Canuck links check em out eh. Not a lot yet but I’m workin’ on ‘em. Give me a break I do have a job ya know. Click here for a map of our great country.

Info/Jokes/Misc.

Lyrics to “Oh Canada” - want to sing along? Here are the lyrics and a brief history.
What the hell is Boxing Day? - I get this one a lot, you want to know, here it is.
What is with the flag? - You wanna know what’s with the flag and the damn maple leaf? Just click it!
You Know You’re Canadian if… - want to know how you can tell us apart? Here’s the secret.
Reasons to be a proud Canadian - here is a list of reasons to be proud to be a Canuck.
What in the world is a Canuck? - want to know the definition and orgin of the word? Click here.
Canadian Apology - yes, I know, it’s about time we did apologize…
Canadian Thanksgiving - I’ve been asked what Canadian Thanksgiving is, so here ya go.

Links

Globe and Mail News- Get the latest and greatest news from the Great White North here.
Labatt’s Beer - Goto the best Canadian beer around, in my opinion. Besides Kokanee doesn’t have an official web page that I can find. If you know it email me and I’ll add it.
Molson Canadian - The home of another great Canadian beverage. Links to several things Canadian, including the iam.ca site.
Canadiana-The Canadian Resource Page - A great resource page for various Canadian links, currency rate, travel, government services (yeah we have ‘em!!). There are even some you’ve seen here, great minds think alike ya know.
The Canada Site - What looks to be the main Canadian government site. Some of the dead links from the above site link to here.
An American’s Guide to Canada - so people keep asking, what’s so different about Canada? I say the little things. Here’s a little help for you visitor’s to the Great White North.

So here is the “meat and potatos” of my site, the humor section. This seems to be what most of you who find me come to look at. BE WARNED though, some stuff may not appeal to the weak of heart or young of mind (and body). I’ll do my best to label things as such, but hey I ain’t your parent or your government so learn to take care of yourself and your family. It’s up to you to police yourself and your kids.
Okay that’s enough of a warning/disclaimer for me. On to the good stuff.

Jokes for those who can handle it

• The infamous duck getting a blow job - duckjob.wav (438K)
• The Taco Bell® dog lovin’ his food. Remember you can love your food, just don’t LOVE your food - tbdog.zip (221K)
• Remember the dancing baby, well he’s fell on hard times - bdrunk.avi (616K)
• Here’s Southpark’s Cartman singing “Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch” with music and words - cartman.zip (1.1MB)
• Did you miss Randy Johnson hitting the bird with a pitch? Get it here - when_doves_cry_160.mov (3.3MB)
• You like prank calls? Here is one for you, the infamous “buttplug” call.
  Originally downloaded from the Foundry Music website. The unoffical site of the Opie and Anthony show. Not suggested to visit when you are at work if you know what I mean. - buttplug.ra (201K)
• Here is another one from the Foundry Music site, it’s a reporter trying to keep his composure while reporting about a “felching” incident gone terrible wrong. Not sure if this is an actual radio report or not, but the incident itself is merely urban legend. Still funny. - armageddon.mp3 (819K)
• Got this one in an email with the subject line: “water retention”, made me laugh - WaterRetention.jpg (28K)
• Alright, here is a PERFECT example of why you do NOT participate in radio prank calls to your wife - Radiocallgonewrong.mp3 (633K)
• Another radio prank, this time “Ned” is inquiring about the new channel in town. The gay and lesbian channel - nedgaylesbochannel.wma (2MB)
• THIS is hilarious. Apparently this guy was minding his own God damn business and has had a “run in” with a deer and needs a “bambulance”. I’ve had this one for a while and still roll when I hear it. Thought I had already posted it. Bambalan.wav (1,529K)
• Another one I have listed in one of my posts, but never added it here. Don’t tell me ceiling fans are not dangerous. At least to a cat anyway. nokia.avi (2.3M) (currently missing)

Jokes for the more sensitive

• Guy having a bad day with his computer at work (with sound) - bad_day_.zip (380K)
• Radio station is surprised when they try to help a lady trick her boyfriend - busted.zip (632K)
• More Southpark, Kenny without his hood!!! (yes it’s fake, but still cool) - hoodoff.gif (31K)
• Here is a cute little Hallmark electronic greeting card - hallmark.zip (297K)
• Got a pic of the Prez in his “natural” state, courtisy of my brother-in-law at whitewomanblackdog.com. Just click here.
• If you’ve ever heard of the now defunct Opie & Anthony radio show, this is a clip from frequent guest actor/comedian Jay Mohr. Doing his best impersonation of Christopher Walken, he plugs the radio station as well as a local strip mall. walken_plugs.ra (240K)
• And another Mohr doing Walken. This time he’s sellin’ Skittles®. skittles.ra (259K)