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It’s the End of the World

November 19th, 2003

Going through some old emails, I noticed an amusing little animation I don’t believe I’ve posted here yet. I thought it was kinda funny. Yes, there is some bad language… yes, they do poke fun at several different countries… and yes, I’m done with the disclaimer.
Bring on da funny!!

Oh, by the way, they they finally found Nemo. Thanks, Bio.

You found what?

November 10th, 2003

Got the following joke via email the other day, thought I’d share.

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy! That was sphincterrific!”
5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
6. “You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
11. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”

And the best one of them all…
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.”

Geekin’ Out

November 7th, 2003

Alright, so as you’ve noticed I’ve changed the site temporarily. I was bored today and wanted to see how long it would take to re-vamp the site. Not bad time wise, gotta love style sheets. I’ll change it back in a bit. For now enjoy, or be annoyed, doesn’t matter.

Yamaha Corporate

November 7th, 2003

So, waaaaay back in August of this year, I had an issue with Yamaha. So I wrote my well thought out and well worded letter of displeasure with the local Spokane Yamaha dealer and sent it to their corporate office. So I get back a letter this week from their Corporate Customer Relations department. I don’t have the letter with me, but basically it said hey thanks for bitching at us but pound sand. We build high quality bikes with quality parts by quality people to give you a quality product. But thanks again, we loved hearing from you.
Oh well, at least it’s on the record. Still gotta write VW for the whole timing belt, replace the heads issue. I’ll see if I can find the Yamaha letter though, made me laugh.

I’ve experienced the Matrix

November 7th, 2003

Okay, so I went and saw Matrix Revolutions on opening night (cause I’m all geeky like that). Waited until the 9:30 showing, then me and the wife took in the final chapter in the trilogy. Overall I really liked it. For me it was one of those movies that at first I wasn’t sure about, but as I think about it more, I want to see it again. Unlike the second film, which I saw and immediately loved if nothing other than the pure action of it. The third one really does complete the series nicely. I’m looking forward to being able to take all 3 movies some weekend and watch them back to back, as they should be. I’m trying not to give ANY of the story away, as this should be experienced with as clean and unbiased of a perspective as possible. I will leave you with this question and answer.

Q: Where can they go with the story from here?

A:

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