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Things Canadians can be proud of

If this doesn’t make you want to stand up and shout “I’AM CANADIAN!” I don’t know what will!
So, what do Canadians Have to be proud of?

  1. Smarties
  2. Crispy Crunch
  3. Coffee Crisp
  4. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
  5. Lacrosse is Canadian
  6. Hockey is Canadian
  7. Basketball is Canadian
  8. Mr.Dress-Up can kick Mr. Roger’s ass
  9. Tim Horton’s kicks Dunkin’ Donuts ass
  10. In the war of 1812, Canadians pushed the Americans so far back…past their ‘White House’, we burned it… and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away so we came home and partied… Go figure.
  11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
  12. We have the largest English population that never-ever surrendered or withdrew during any war.
  13. Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
  14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just in time to get caught.
  15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
  16. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earths surface and is still around as the world’s oldest Company.
  17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
  18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
  19. We don’t marry our kin-folk
  20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers,zambonis, Robertson screwdrivers, long distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
  21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
    BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

  22. …..the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on….

OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 1st, 2002 at 4:16 pm and is filed under Canuck Stuff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

2 Comments - Join in the conversation below »

  1. Velcro was invented in switzerland.

    Comment by kyle — 11/17/2005 @ 2:17 pm

  2. Are you sure?? Maybe it was a Canadian LIVING in Switzerland? Oh well, if not I’ll cross it off the list. Thanks for the heads up Kyle.

    Comment by eddie — 1/27/2006 @ 1:34 pm

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