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So here is the “meat and potatos” of my site, the humor section. This seems to be what most of you who find me come to look at. BE WARNED though, some stuff may not appeal to the weak of heart or young of mind (and body). I’ll do my best to label things as such, but hey I ain’t your parent or your government so learn to take care of yourself and your family. It’s up to you to police yourself and your kids.
Okay that’s enough of a warning/disclaimer for me. On to the good stuff.

Jokes for those who can handle it

• The infamous duck getting a blow job - duckjob.wav (438K)
• The Taco Bell® dog lovin’ his food. Remember you can love your food, just don’t LOVE your food - tbdog.zip (221K)
• Remember the dancing baby, well he’s fell on hard times - bdrunk.avi (616K)
• Here’s Southpark’s Cartman singing “Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch” with music and words - cartman.zip (1.1MB)
• Did you miss Randy Johnson hitting the bird with a pitch? Get it here - when_doves_cry_160.mov (3.3MB)
• You like prank calls? Here is one for you, the infamous “buttplug” call.
  Originally downloaded from the Foundry Music website. The unoffical site of the Opie and Anthony show. Not suggested to visit when you are at work if you know what I mean. - buttplug.ra (201K)
• Here is another one from the Foundry Music site, it’s a reporter trying to keep his composure while reporting about a “felching” incident gone terrible wrong. Not sure if this is an actual radio report or not, but the incident itself is merely urban legend. Still funny. - armageddon.mp3 (819K)
• Got this one in an email with the subject line: “water retention”, made me laugh - WaterRetention.jpg (28K)
• Alright, here is a PERFECT example of why you do NOT participate in radio prank calls to your wife - Radiocallgonewrong.mp3 (633K)
• Another radio prank, this time “Ned” is inquiring about the new channel in town. The gay and lesbian channel - nedgaylesbochannel.wma (2MB)
• THIS is hilarious. Apparently this guy was minding his own God damn business and has had a “run in” with a deer and needs a “bambulance”. I’ve had this one for a while and still roll when I hear it. Thought I had already posted it. Bambalan.wav (1,529K)
• Another one I have listed in one of my posts, but never added it here. Don’t tell me ceiling fans are not dangerous. At least to a cat anyway. nokia.avi (2.3M) (currently missing)

Jokes for the more sensitive

• Guy having a bad day with his computer at work (with sound) - bad_day_.zip (380K)
• Radio station is surprised when they try to help a lady trick her boyfriend - busted.zip (632K)
• More Southpark, Kenny without his hood!!! (yes it’s fake, but still cool) - hoodoff.gif (31K)
• Here is a cute little Hallmark electronic greeting card - hallmark.zip (297K)
• Got a pic of the Prez in his “natural” state, courtisy of my brother-in-law at whitewomanblackdog.com. Just click here.
• If you’ve ever heard of the now defunct Opie & Anthony radio show, this is a clip from frequent guest actor/comedian Jay Mohr. Doing his best impersonation of Christopher Walken, he plugs the radio station as well as a local strip mall. walken_plugs.ra (240K)
• And another Mohr doing Walken. This time he’s sellin’ Skittles®. skittles.ra (259K)

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